They like wolves. How do I know this?? Because their license plate says 'Wolves". So, I'm assuming they like wolves, or the Chicago Wolves. I am hoping it's just wolves, because I am really looking forward to seeing them wear t-shirts that are decorated with wolves howling at the moon. Or even just a wolf on a hill, with several other wolves behind him on different hills. These such shirts make me so happy that I could pee myself. Although- It is not hard for me to pee myself these days...but that's a different story!
Warren and Katie also love Bears. I also know this because of their other license plate. I am not becoming delusional on this one though, and imagining seeing Bears in the wilderness t-shirts in my neighborly future...because the license plate is very clear. It states that they are Chicago Bears fans. But, I would not be surprised if they also like bears in the wilderness.
I already know they like the zoo (from their t-shirts) They also love t-shirts(I know this from their t-shirts)
I know they love red. I know this because they have 2 red cars in the driveway.
I know that they love to chat. As Warren said to me just last night..." I would chat longer, but we are just beat". You see, they just moved in yesterday... I assume that is why they were 'beat'. Aiyyyy... it's ok, Warren, I don't like talking that much anyway. So, don't bother conversing with me!
There's your blogual update for the day!
Listen, just listen, this is what you are going to do. You are going to need to get a better look as to what is going on inside these whimsickle songbirds love nest. Keyword here, loveBIRDS. I assume they enjoy feathered creatures as well. So, what a delightful surprise it would be if one night they were sitting at the kitchen table planning their next zoo route, and they look up and see a still and silent yellowed feathered chicken watching them through the window. I would like to see you take your spying to the next level with a neigh and a moo and a cock-a-doodle-do. You are so very welcome for my insight.
ReplyDeleteAlso, if you need to pass the time with some small talk just tell them all about Elliot and Tony like they are your own kids, and see if they catch onto them being dogs.
I would also reccommend that you start wearing more alluring animal print t-shirts to keep the harmony in your neighborhood. This would also ensure the next step in your relationship - best friends for life. Again, you're welcome for all these neighborly tips.